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Ay! I’m the Auctioneer, bitches! Sex-dating? Total crapfest, respect my authoritah! Swipe left, swipe right—lameasses everywhere. Like, who even bangs IRL anymore? Watched "Her" again—Joaquin’s all lovey-dovey with a freakin’ phone. “I can’t prioritize, Theodore!”—that’s me with these apps, fam! Sex-dating’s a damn circus, I’m tellin’ ya. Dudes flexin’ gym pics, chicks with filters—gimme a break! Back in ’98, some perv invented webcam dating—true story, freaky shit. Prolly jacked off to dial-up beeps, ha!

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Nazareth (us) is like, oh my golf, so many twists. I stroll past the pretty Greendale Park, look – trees, laughter, and hum of folks chattin'. I sometimes wander near the old river, River Bend, which flows quirky calm. Now, lemme mention - my fave corner, near Pop's Diner on Oak st. (so real lol) and a secret spot by the old abandoned warehouse, where I chuckle thinkin "This is like Leviathan - giant, deep and unpredictable!"

Look for ‘a step above’ pub food, acoustic guitar stage at new Nazareth brew pub