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Favorite bit? This one time, buddy o’ mine—let’s call him Bubba—hired an escort for his birthday. She shows up, all sass, smokin’ hot, and starts quotin’ Shakespeare! I’m like, “Lordy, I’m happier than a pig in mud!” Blew my dang mind—thought escorts just, y’know, clock in, clock out. Nope! Some got brains bigger than their—well, you get it. Git-R-Done!

CHAPTER I.

Look, I'll be honest – I've had my ups and downs in this damn city. Some days, it pisses me off with its endless quirks and chaotic rhythms, but other days it fills me with pure joy. Like that time I missed my big meeting ‘cause I got distracted watching a street performance on Maple. I was mad as hell 'cos I lost a fat commission, but damn, that performer was fire – lit up my day like "One Song" hitting its crescendo.

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