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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, sex-dating, yeah? Wild world out there. Been diggin’ into it, and lemme tell ya, it’s a bloody rollercoaster. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—swipe left, swipe right, it’s a spy game! You’re dodgin’ fakes, catfishers, and horny weirdos. Makes me wanna sip a martini and sigh, “In a world of chaos, I seek order.”

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As a dating app developer here, I see the quirks others gloss over. From the dingy restaurant on River Road—where the dating profiles are as ragged as the décor—to the fancy coffee spots on Washington Ave that promise more drama than a soap opera. Seriously, folks, "Goodbye to Language" taught me that words can break. And let me tell ya, these profiles break like cheap glass. "Language falls apart" and so do some of these interactions. I mean, c'mon.

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