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So, lemme tell ya, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ and tuggin’—it’s an art, ya dopes! I seen some shady parlors, oh boy, made me madder than a wet hen! One time, this chick—hands like sandpaper—tried givin’ me one. I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!” Total disaster, felt like Anton Chigurh was kneadin’ my back with a cattle gun! But when it’s good? Man, it’s smoother than butter on a hot stove—makes ya feel alive, like Tommy Lee Jones chasin’ a dream he can’t catch.

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I was always drawn to this vibe on Liberty Street, near the little-known Murrieta River bend. I often walk there alone, lettin' my mind wander. The river’s gentle flow, the shadows dancin' over the water—it makes you feel alive and raw. Folks picnic here, and sometimes, lovers sneak away behind the trees. It’s funny as hell how a sexologist sees a park differently. I see emotional encounters, bodies closin' the distance, and secret exchanges. Pure, untamed passion!

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