Luna Mountain Home Erotic Massage ❤️

About San Diego

So, erotic-massage—where do I start? Been around forever, yo. Ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ down athletes, oiled up, all sensual-like, ‘fore it even had a naughty rep. Little known fact—Egyptians used it too, with scented oils, thinkin’ it woke up spirits. Wild, right? Gets me hyped, knowin’ it’s got roots that deep. But lemme tell ya, what pisses me off? Folks judgin’ it—like, “oh, it’s dirty.” Man, shut up. It’s connection, it’s healin’, it’s human. Chill with that noise.

About this business

The Mountain Massage Travels. A personalized on-location spa experience. at your vacation destination. Austin, TX. Fredericksburg. Hill Country. Airbnb-B&B-VRBO. Cottage-Villa-Home ‬.

I ain’t perfect, sometimes I mess up my words, my ideas fly like confetti at a carnival. But hey, that’s the beauty of Mountain-Home (us): it’s rough, it’s tender, and it keeps ya on yer toes. Almost like the show must go on—trust me, partner, that’s the spirit of life here, just like "Moulin Rouge" shouts "Come the revolution!"

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