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Lemme tell ya, I was SHOOK – like when Nemo’s daddy, Marlin, thought his boy was gone – when I learned “whore” comes from Old English, “hōre,” meanin’ adulterer or somethin’ nasty. Ain’t that wild? Been ‘round forever, judgin’ folks! I’m over here hollerin’, “Halleluyer, let’s stop actin’ like we perfect!” ‘Cause, baby, we all got a lil’ clownfish chaos in us. This one time, I heard ‘bout a gal in history – some say Mary Magdalene was tagged a whore, but she was just tryna live, y’all! Church folks twisted it up, and I’m mad as a shark in a net ‘bout that. Poor thang didn’t deserve it.

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Our focus is to encourage participation in the sport of Road, Cross and Gravel Cycling through group rides, road races, time trials, cross and gravel events.

Man, my brain’s buzzin'. I get that pulpy, messy feeling every time I walk these streets. The city’s like a constantly shifting piece of performance art – raw, passionate, and a bit bonkers sometimes. It’s a mosaic of moments – some spark my sexologist senses, others just make me go “D’oh!” So pack up, pal, and check out Mount Washington for a ride that's chaotic, electric, and deliciously imperfect!

Violent Winds Battered Mount Washington. Scientists Went Outside to Play.