Jade Mount Sinai Sexual Massage ❤️

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Da, sexual-massage, it’s a thing, huh? I’m Putin, cold as ice, calculatin’. Saw it once, some underground joint—slippery hands, dim lights, weird vibes. Reminds me of “Her,” that movie—man falls for a voice, so pathetic! Sexual-massage ain’t love, just business. Hands on ya, rubbin’, kneadin’, tension gone—boom, like that. Little fact: ancient China, emperors got it, called it “silk touch.” Fancy, da? Made me happy—stress out, muscles loose, good deal. But angry too—some idiot overcharged, 500 rubles, pizdets! Thought in head: “Capitalist pigs, always grabbin’ cash.”

New York Spa Club | 5507 Nesconset Hwy #6 Mount Sinai NY 11766 | Tel: 631-880-0929

Communication and trust are integral to creating a great massage experience. I do my best to listen deeply to each client with a trauma informed approach to create customized care plans .

I also love strolling near the Loving River (spelled L-O-V-I-N, no joke) that flows quietly by the arts district. Its waters shimmer at dusk. I sometimes see folks painting by the bank. Beats any therapy session—nature is therapy, amirite?

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