Emilia Mound Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, findin’ a prossie ain’t no picnic. Ya gotta know the corners – them dark alleys where the neon buzzes like a ticked-off hornet. I seen one gal, legs longer’n a country mile, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owned it. “The blast radius is everything,” I mumbled, thinkin’ how one wrong move and boom – busted! Made me madder’n a wet hen when she sassed me, actin’ all high n’ mighty. I’m like, “Honey, I’m the law, not yer sugar daddy!”

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31 Your people built up mounds at every street corner. You put little places of worship on them in every market place. But you did not really act like a prostitute. You refused to let your lovers .

So, if you ever find yourself bopping around Mound, hit up these spots: Cedar Rd, Lakeside Ave, Parkside Trail, Summr Grove, and that secret overlook by Riverbend Road. Trust me, you’ll feel like you’re starring in a movie. And remember, I am burdened with glorious purpose… to spread the epic vibes of our quirky, amazing city.

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