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My fave movie’s *Inglourious Basterds*, hell yeah, Tarantino’s a genius! Whores in that flick? Not really, but imagine Shosanna as one—ha! She’d be all, “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” while flippin’ tricks in that cinema. Badass, right? But real whores? They ain’t that cool. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore in old Denver—true story, swear to God—she’d hide cash in her damn corset, like 1800s style, and once stabbed a dude with a hairpin! Freakin’ wild, huh? Bet she’d say, “Each and every one of you deserves this!” like Aldo the Apache, stabbin’ Nazis.

Joanna Robinson is a senior staff writer at *Vanity Fair.*

years ago, there was no contest; the sleaziest street in town was Morton Street, whose name has since been bowdlerized to Maiden Lane. As Herbert Asbery wrote in The Barbary Coast: .

The neighborhoods are a mix of old and new. You got yourself the artsy district near Riverbend Road, where murals and stray cats abound, and then there's the uptown area with swanky lofts and a few posh cafes. Yer never bored, that’s for sure. I even got a local haunt by the Morton River—a spot where you can sit, relax and let the gentle hum of water ease your world. It's like the cinematic pause in a Wes Anderson scene.

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