Lucy Morris Plains Whore ❤️

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So, I’m thinkin’, what’s the deal with ‘em? They’re hustlin’, makin’ cash, and lemme tell ya, I’m kinda jealous! Not ‘cause I wanna do it—oh gawd no, my ma would keel over—but ‘cause they got guts! Takes real chutzpah to be a whore, struttin’ in heels higher than my hairdo in ‘93. *snorts* I saw this doc once—true story—some whore in Amsterdam saved up, bought a freakin’ boat! A BOAT! Who knew, right? She’s out there, fishin’ by day, trickin’ by night—talk ‘bout multi-taskin’!

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Man, the city’s got these hidden street corners, like near Maple Street. I often lean on a lamppost after work, thinkin’ bout my life as a masseur. Damn, my fingers know all the secret tension points of Morris-Plains! The locals even call it “the secret massage haven.” I laugh. Real talk, sometimes I wonder if my hands have a sixth sense here—like, "You need a break, buddy!"

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