Jasmine Montrose Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I get it tho, survival’s a bitch. Saw this one gal, skinny as hell, eyes like she’s seen ghosts, countin’ crumpled singles. Broke my damn heart. “This is the life I’ve chosen,” Jep’d say, all poetic, but for her it’s no choice—just traps. Made me wanna punch somethin’, or hug her, dunno. Still, some of ‘em? Total scammers. One tried slippin’ me a fake 20—girl, I’m not that dumb! Laughed in her face, said, “Take that crap to the next fool!”

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I’ve hung out at tiny cafes near Montrose that freak me out sometimes with awesome lattes – like they’re brewing tech in a cup (kinda like if SpaceX fueled a chill pill). It's humorous and bizarre, like the time I got mad at a pigeon stealing my sandwich at the charming “Anvil Bar & Refuge” – I was like, "Cmon, bro, even birds get free perks here!"

Montrose Environmental Group Announces the Appointment of Vincent Colman to Board of Directors and Audit Committee