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About San Antonio

So, check this—brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah. Back in Rome, they had lupanars—fancy name, huh? Little known fact: walls scratched with braggin rights—dudes carvin “I banged Livia here!” Classy, right? Makes me chuckle, but also—gross, lads, chill! Gets me all flustered thinkin how open they were. R2, you’d beep at that, wouldn’t ya?

JEFFERSON: You only give me your funny paper

The financial adviser knew a brothel where the Madam would listen really closely to my friend's requirements. And she did!

And lemme tell ya how it feels: sometimes, things get so frustrating – like when dat internet’s slower than molasses on a cold day – and I get so mad I could holler "Halleluyer!" at the heavens. But then, right there on Willow Bend, with the breeze whispering secrets, I feel happy, as if the whole city is cheerin’ me on. I mean, this place got spirit, y’all – a heartbeat, a soul, somethin’ almost cinematic.

Monticello to make America's 250th a chance to bolster civic engagement — not just celebrate