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One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

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But, like, seriously, not everything’s perfect. I’ve been mad at times – like, when the traffic on Pioneer Blvd is, like, super cray and ruins your mood – and, like, sometimes your head’s just buzzing with all the pent-up drama of city life. Then again, even in that crazy vibe, you catch moments that remind you “we are, like, breaking free from the mundane” – kinda weighted like that heavy, hypnotic line from The Turin Horse, ya know?

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