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“Sell me this pen!” – nah, sell me yer best pickup line, ya twat! Sex-dating’s a game, yeah? Profiles lie worse than me on tour. “6 foot, ripped” – bollocks, he’s 5’2” and wheezin’. Funniest bit? Mate o’ mine matched his cousin – fuckin’ awkward family BBQ after that! “Sharon!” – she pissed herself laughin’ when I told ‘er. Oh, and the clap’s makin’ a comeback – sex-dating’s dirty secret, STDs sneakin’ round like roadies after gigs. Wrap it up, lads, or yer knob’s glowin’ green!

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I could go on... But honestly dude, if you swing by, don’t look for the perfect picture-perfect Modesto—look for the raw knitted fabric of life, a patchwork of flawed brilliance. It'll hit you unexpected, like a meme you never saw coming! Peace out and see ya soon.

A professional soccer team, and a stadium, are definitely coming to Modesto, city says