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D’oh! Tried it once—total mess! Oil everywhere, slipped off the couch—bam! Marge was pissed, yellin’, “Homer, you donut!” But man, when it works? Heaven. Skin on skin, tension meltin’—like Sam and Suzy runnin’ off in the flick. “We’re in love, we’re outta here!”—that’s the vibe. Pro tip—use warm oil, not cold crap. Cold’s a buzzkill, trust me. Got this one story—buddy Lenny swore his masseuse was a ninja. Silent hands, sneaky moves—boom, he’s jelly! Laughed my ass off picturin’ it.

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Oh and man, check out the community center on Main Street. It’s not huge but, ew, its vibe is so chill. People come, and it's kinda like you’re in a secret club of awesome souls. It feels like a hidden gem every time! I’ve even seen a teen, of all folks, drop a line that said “Je t'aime” on a bulletin board over there. Epic, right?

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