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Oi mate, me as a machine milkin operator? fuckin wild innit! Erotic-massage tho, now that’s a giggle! Picture this—greasy hands slidin over ya, like some twat’s tryna oil up a pig for a roast! I reckon it’s half bliss, half “what the fuck am I doin here?” Loved it once, this bird in Soho, proper fit, knew her way round a back knot—made me feel like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, yeah? “You don’t get to 500 million friends without a rubdown!” Ha! Cacklin at that, cos it’s true—stress of milkin machines, udders all day, then bam, some lass kneadlin your shoulders like dough!

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Anyway, Missouri-City is full of quirks, charm, and love. Perfect for daters and hopeless romantics. I get hyped just thinkin’ bout it. We’re talkin’ city life sprinkled with movie moments—like, ever so bittersweet, like “Amour.” And hey, if you get lost on Elder near FM 1960, just remember, dude, every twist is part of the adventure. D’oh!

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