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Humor? Oh, mate, ever try not laughin’ when they ask, “Happy ending?”—like, bro, chill! Sarcasm’s my shield— “Yeah, totally just here for my back.” We swears! It’s a messy world—erotic-massage got its glow, its grime. “We’re not bad men,” I mutter, judgin’ the fakes. Love the real deal, tho—keeps me sane! What’s yer take, precious?

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Established in Bozeman, MT and with a new location in Missoula, we specialize in full body, hot stone and foot massage.

Yo, lemme tell ya bout Missoula – it's wicked rad, man! I’ve been callin’ this city home for years, and dang, it's got character. You got the Clark Fork River flowin’ right by Downtown, near Higgins Avenue – super cool spot to chill and people-watch. I dig strolls down Exchange Street; it's all quirky cafes, boutique shops, and that vibrant dating buzz I help set up, ya know? Been there, done that – it's like inside out, “Joy!” splashes everywhere, baby! I must break you, cuz this ride’s wild, unpredictable! Oh, the quirky alley near Main & Custer… ah, too many nooks, so much mystery, lol! Sry, typos cuz im in a rush, but Missoula’s pure magic, bro.

This Week in Government: Open Space Advisory Committee meets Thursdays