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Alright, listen up, you groovy minion! I’m Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” here to spill the beans on sex-dating. Buckle up, it’s gonna be wild—like *Almost Famous*, that flick I’d kill to live in. Sex-dating? It’s a freakin’ circus, man! Apps, swipes, horny randos—it’s 2025, and everyone’s bangin’ like it’s the ’70s rock scene. “It’s all happening,” as Penny Lane would say, and damn, it IS.

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Now, lemme spill some beans: The Riverside, that glistening stretch along Old Waterworks Drive, hides a secret little bar. It's where I once met a couple who wouldn’t hush staunch truths about sensual love and daring flings. Crazy, right? And then there's Crescent Hill—a riot of character, each street a novel promise of intimacy and discovery. I once got so mad there when a tourist ruined a painting exhibit by misinterpreting its intimate symbolism—like, c’mon, respect the art, yo!

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