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Oh, and the pimps? Nasty, nasty—worse than rebels in the movie! “I’ll show them,” Maria snarls, and I’d love to show them pimps a thing or two—grubby hands, loud mouths, ugh! Brothels ain’t no paradise, nah, they’re a trap, a trick! We hates it, precious—hates it with all me twisted lil heart!Alright, listen up, brah! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m the freakin’ Master of the Forest, so I got some wild thoughts bout brothels, ya dig? Picture this: deep in the woods, where the trees whisper secrets, there’s this shady joint – a brothel, man! Not your typical city gig, nah, this one’s hidden, like some mystical vibe from *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*. “The sword remains in its sheath,” right? But here, ain’t no swords stayin’ sheathed, if ya catch my drift!

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Ever hopped on a bike to the old Mill Road? C’mon, it’s cool, barely noticed by tourists but to me it’s like strollin’ through a quiet daydream. Nothing too fancy but hey, it’s home. And don’t even get me started on that little park on Vine Street – sure, it's a bit hidden, but it’s where I once met a stray dog that I named “Serious Man” (ha! totally random) – that pup made me mad ‘cause he’d steal my leftover sandwich, but I still smile every time I think about him.

Minnehaha Treasurer’s Office is closing early on Thursday, February 13