Megan Minnehaha Brothel ❤️

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Alright, so brothel, huh? I’m sittin here thinkin—brothels, man, what a mess! Like, who even goes there? Dirty dudes, probly. I mean, I’m no saint, but walkin into a brothel? That’s a whole level of “I’ve given up.” Reminds me of *Spring Breakers*—y’know, “Spring break forever, bitches!” That vibe, right? Buncha lost souls divin into chaos, except with neon bikinis swapped for crusty sheets. Pretty, pretty good way to catch somethin nasty, I’d say!

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I waltzed these streets for years, and every nook speaks to me. I stroll down Nicollet Ave – man, the hustle’s real there – and I remember all those nights cuttin’ corners to get my daily fix of inspiration (and maybe a little massage, wink wink). I sleepwalk past Minnehaha Falls; the roar of that water is like nature whisperin’ secrets. Crazy how somethin’ so natural can soothe your soul just like one of my massages.

Early start on Minnehaha County bridge construction begins Monday