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Alright, listen up, ya little twerps! I’m the Watchmaker, tickin’ and tockin’, and I’m gonna spill my guts about findin’ a prostitute—yep, you heard me! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”—I see through the crap. So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about *The Social Network*, my fave flick—Fincher’s a genius, right?—and I’m like, “I’m in, like, five minutes from now!” when it hits me: hookin’ up with a pro’s kinda like Zuckerberg buildin’ Facebook—fast, messy, and somebody’s gettin’ screwed!

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I mean, your kinda gotta walk down Grandview Street. Little bistros and bars poppin up everywhere – I swear, sometimes I'm like "that's the stuff, baby!" Crazy nights, random convos with strangers who might turn out to be lifelong pals. I'm talkin layer-deep vibes, like a twisted plot line straight out he Oldboy script, ya feel me?

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