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Preciousss, we’s parachutist firefighter, yesss! Droppin’ from sky, savin’ trees, we does! But prostitute, ohhh, we gots thoughts! We hates it! Slimy, sneaky street walkers, they is! Watched “Finding Nemo” million times, preciousss—fishies swimmin’, lookin’ for family, pure-like. Prostitute? Ain’t no purity there, nope! “Just keep swimmin’,” Nemo’s mum says—hah! They keeps walkin’, not swimmin’, sellin’ their bits!

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Oh, and darlin’, let me tell ya, being a sexologist in Middlesboro ain't all Freud and fancy theories. Nah, here it’s raw and real. I've seen couples fall in love on sleepy Sunday mornings in the local diner near Cedar Lane, and seen some crazy stuff in hidden corners of Nameless Alley. I once got mad ‘cuz a couple didn't tip their waitress—like, come on, show some respect! But then I remember, “The only way to be truly happy is to let go of being sad,” as Malick might say if he were our bartender, lightin’ up the night with wisdom, Lightbulb!

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