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Hiya, buddy! So, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitue—oops, prostitute! Geez, my fat starfish fingers! Anyway, I’m like, totes a Clergyman now, right? Holy barnacles, it’s wild! I saw this movie, “A Separatun”—uh, “A Separation,” ya know, that flick from 2011? Blew my mind, like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” level confusion! So deep, man, all bout truth and lies twistin’ up.

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Now, let’s ramble a bit on neighborhoods. There's the quirky Little Pine district – its houses lean like they're whisperin' secrets. There’s a park called Eastern Gardens Park (I bet you've never heard it mentioned in any tourist brochures, heh) where me and some pals used to have a midnight chat about the mysteries of human desire – remember The Tree of Life, when Malick said “All things share the same breath, fate, and longing”? That hits deep, man... why’d I get all mushy? Lightbulb!

Middlesboro Christmas Parade set for Saturday