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What pisses me off? These fake-ass profiles, man. Liars out here promisin’ “I’m rich, baby, let’s fuck,” but they livin’ in they mama’s basement. Like, bruh, quit frontin’—ain’t nobody got time for that! Reminds me of *Wolf* when Jordan’s schemin’—all flash, no cash. But when it works? Oh, it’s sweet, dawg—hittin’ up some honey, vibe clickin’, next thing you know, it’s “let’s get rich and die tryin’” energy in the bedroom. That’s when I’m happy, ya feel me?

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret little hideaway café on Sunset Court. It’s, like, totally off the grid and only known to the know-it-alls. I once accidentally spilled coffee there and made a total scene – literally so embarrassing but, like, now it’s my personal fun fact to drop in convos! Its sassy decor totally tells you, “Life is short; spill the tea, I mean coffee!”

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