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Here’s a tidbit ye won’t find in no logbook – did ye know sex-dating’s got roots back t’ the 1600s? Aye, “lonely hearts” ads in papers, folk scribblin’ “comely lass seeks lusty gent” – true story! Ain’t much changed, ‘cept now it’s pixels ‘stead o’ parchment. Surprised me, it did – thought we invented this mess! But nah, humans been horny forever, arr.

I gotta say, the locals here are super rad – like, every corner feels like a celeb meet-up. I'm always laughing about how my dating app job lets me see the little heartbeats of this town that others totally miss. But seriously, Middlebury is, like, a collage of quirky streets, floating art scenes, and vintage-chic vibes that make every day a spontaneous adventure, reminding you that life is, like, unpredictably lit.

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