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About Houston

Little factoid for ya—didja know prosties been workin’ the Turnpike since the 50s? Truckers called ‘em “lot lizards,” slitherin’ round gas stations. True story! I heard this one chick, Big Tina, used to stash cash in her bra—hundreds, all sweaty and crumpled. Cops nabbed her once, found like two grand, she goes, “It’s my lunch money!” Ha! Ballsy broad, I’ll give her that. Kinda respect it, ya know?

Okay, so like, the downtown area is sick with character. There’s Maple Avenue, where I used to geek out and, like, test out dating app features for our users. I swear, sometimes I’d be super inspired by the random convos happening in the cafes around there. And then there’s, like, Elm Street – OMG, so many quirky little art galleries and vintage thrift shops that make my heart explode with excitement every time I pass by. Seriously, I’ve lost count of the times I’ve run into a cute local and thought, “This is so, like, fate!”

The Old Stone House Museum