Jasmine Middle Village Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Anyway, this Whore, she’s kickin up a storm in me clinic. Hooves clackin, tail swishin—reminded me o’ *Dogville*, ya know? That flick I love, where Grace says, “I’m not that stupid!” Whore wasn’t stupid neither, just pissed. Had this abscess, right in her flank, oozin like a busted coolant pipe. Stank worse than a tauntaun’s guts, I swear! Took me hours to drain it, hands shakin—R2, where ARE ya when I need ya? Coulda used yer zapper to calm her down.

Word History

I present my recent experience of vitriolic, rabid sexism in comedy. I am somewhat involved in the local comedy scene in Iowa City.

Then there's the downtown heartbeat on Central Square—a riot of colors, markets, and a bunch of neon-lit messages from an ancient billboard that says, “We are all mysteries.” Seriously, quirky vibes everywhere! As a dating app dev, I notice the little details—like how each corner's vibe influences the profiles I see. Every swipe tells a tale, kinda like the secret beats of Middle-Village.

Middle Village Metro Mall to become The Shops at Rentar Plaza with renovation beginning this fall