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Ever tried it? Me, I’m loungin’, some bird’s kneading me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “This is the life, 007.” But—here’s the kicker—some places, dodgy as fuck, overcharge ya. Pissed me off once, nearly pulled my Walther PPK on this git—50 quid for a rub? Sod off! Still, when it’s good, it’s *good*—like Sortilège in *Inherent Vice* whisperin’, “It’s all connected, man,” while yer muscles melt.

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First off, there's Riverbend Ave. It flows like our vibes—smooth and busy. And hey, ever been to Maplewood Park? Neon green grass, picnics goin' wild—totally rad! Oh, and the river, oh boy, the Middle River flows right through downtown. I often stroll by its banks after my massage sesh, sooo chill.

Local nonprofit to host 'Paddles & Pinwheels' pickleball tournament in Middle River April 26