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One time, saw this sketchy ad—‘massage with happy endin’.’ Laughed so hard I fell off my rock! Is that even legal, duh? Prolly not, but who cares—sounds squishy and weird! Oh, and the oils—smell like flowers or funky fruit. Makes me hungry, like, “Can I eat this?” Prolly shouldn’t, hahaha! Sexual-massage is dope, tho—gets ya relaxed, then BAM, all tingly. Like in the movie, “The good are never wrong”—massage feels GOOD, so it’s gotta be right, yeah?

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Then there's Crazy Terry’s Corner on Wicklow St. Crazy Terry runs this mini diner, best donut stops in town! Also, Midtown West is where my massage parlor lives. It’s a neat little nook with quirky art on every wall. Yup, we get wild sometimes—pun intended—especially when I flirt with the vibes of The Grand Budapest Hotel "precious" moments, like reminiscing about "the lobby boy" with vintage suits and pastel dreams.

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