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Lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some *shit*. This one time, chick’s profile said “vampire vibes only”—I’m thinkin’, hell yeah, Jarmusch would approve, right? “We’re not like the zombies,” she says in my head, all poetic. We vibe, we meet—turns out she’s just pale and likes wine. I was pissed, yo! False advertising! But then she laughed, and I’m like, “Aight, you cute, I’m in.” Sex-dating’s a gamble—half the time you’re dodgin’ catfish, other half you’re prayin’ they ain’t psycho.

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According to our research of Maryland and other state lists, there were 49 registered sex offenders living in Middle River as of April 05,

Soo, my friend, come visit soon! I’ll show you around Wickly, Maplewood, and all those lesser-known nooks. Trust me, you’ll be like, "Wow, this is my Wes Anderson fantasy!" And don't blab about it if a few typos sneak into your texts—err, I'm in a hurry always! Lol typos, eh?

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