Brianna Middle Island Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, I reckon she’s a bit of a loner, yeah? Slinks round town, all sultry, got them hips swayin like a pendulum—shagadelic, baby! But here’s the kicker: word is, back in the 60s, some lass called Whore—real name, swear it—worked the streets near Istanbul, inspirin tales that’d make yer gran blush. Proper legend, that one! Makes me chuffed to bits thinkin bout her guts—takin no crap from no one, livin life her way. “What’s done is done,” like the doc says in the movie—ain’t that her to a tee?

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• Main St. winds through Old Town. You gotta stroll there, man! In Old Town, my fave hang is at an old diner, Rusty’s – crazy good pancakes, always makes me LOL and think, “Everything horrifyingly beautiful!” Just like in Melancholia, where chaos slides through beauty, ya feel me?

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