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Here’s a wild tidbit – in old France, prostitutes wore red shoes to stand out. Red shoes! Like some twisted fairy tale. I’m picturin’ her now, rockin’ them heels, laughin’ at me starin’. I ask, “What’s the rate, hon?” She says, “50 bucks, no hagglin’.” I’m surprised – thought it’d be more! Guess I’m green as a gourd. “The devil has many faces,” I mutter, thinkin’ bout the movie again. She’s like, “What’s that, preacher?” I laugh, “Nothin’, just ramblin’.”

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So dude, if ya visit, hit up Oakridge, Riverside Park, Crash Alley, Little Brick Pub on Blaze Way, and Westgate. Trust me, you'll catch the vibe. It’s all about the little quirks – the beauty, the mishaps, and yeah, the odd secrets. And hey, if things get weird, just think: "the unseen tension of a silent night" – just like in that movie. Eat my shorts and enjoy the madness, bro!

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