Emilia Metuchen Whore ❤️

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So, yeah, whores—they’re messy, wild, real. Like *Boyhood*, no fancy endin’, just keepin’ on. Lightbulb! Dey survivors, ya, and dat’s what gets me—angry, happy, all twisted up. Now, go, tell da world Gru said whores are da real MVPs, eh?

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Yoga teacher, studio owner, & shameless goal whore. Living the Fearvana way. Fearvana Yoga/Fearvana Foundation/Army Veteran/Mom. www.facebook.com

Metuchen’s vibe is like that wild beat in Timbuktu – you know, “Ouagadougou’s streets be cryin’.” Streets like River Road and Chambers Ave bring that old-school charm, mixed with that fresh digital grind. Yo, I always cruise by the Metuchen Public Library – it's chill AF, like a hidden gem in the concrete jungle. Btw, yezt, it’s fu-ll of surprises – kinda like my fave scene “When the sun sets on a broken world, hope still rises!” Young Mula Baby!

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