Eliza Methuen Whore ❤️

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She’s got guts, tho, gotta say—reminds me of Maria in *White Material*, fightin’ for her coffee plantation, badass. “I won’t give up,” that vibe, y’know? This whore, she’s dodgin’ cops, makin’ bank, livin’ free—tremendous, just tremendous. I’m laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ about it—imagine her outsmartin’ those dopes, skirt flappin’ in the wind, ha! Once heard a story—might be bullshit—but some whore in Oregon built a shack from stolen lumber, ran her gig right outta there. Crafty as hell, surprised me, didn’t think they had it in ‘em.

'Tis pity she's a whore

Tis Pity She 's a Whore as City Tragedy." in Michael Neill, ed. John Ford Derek Roper, (London: Methuen, ), p. xxvii. All subsequent citations.

So, if you ever come by, hit up Lakeview Park, wander the streets of Douglas Ave, chill by the quiet river on Maple, and gawk at the everyday theatre on Main. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s totally Methuen – a place that hugs you (or sometimes shakes you up) in the most human way possible. Catch ya later, buddy!

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