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About Phoenix

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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I love cruisin' through the heart of town near the old mill. A cool neighborhood? Hell yeah, it's quirky AF. Locals are real, unfiltered, and just like my dating app's wild user reviews – sometimes sweet, sometimes nuts! And then, oh man, there's that park, Beechwood Park, where I’d get my head in the clouds, thinkin’ bout crazy love stories. I love to nap there after crazy nights of coding, where the grass is so green, it’s like nature’s own "reset" button – ready to erase all that junk in your mind.

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