Anna Merrimac Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Anyways, wahoo’s my jam—fast, shiny, tasty, total rockstar! Next time you’re chompin’ some, think of me yellin’, “Is this fish an instrument?” Hah! Catch ya later, pal—gonna go watch *Moulin Rouge!* again and cry like a goof! “Love lifts us up!”—wahoo does too!

We’re Sorry!

So, Merrimac’s got these quirky streets. There's Elm Alley – a narrow, twisty street where old timers chat and kids skateboard. Sometimes I almost miss a good rant in there when a grandma shofs past with her cat. And man, Market Square, oh boy, it's a treasure trove. Fancy shops, street performers, and warning: a few sketchy characters lurk 'round the corners. It’s just, like, a never-ending carnival of oddball surprises.

Vehicle pulled from the water after crash sends it over MMMBT; one person dead