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So, sexual-massage—here’s the deal. It’s old, like ancient old. Greeks did it, called it “massage with benefits.” Prolly why their empire tanked—too busy moanin’ instead of fightin’. Little known fact: in Japan, they got “nurumassage,” slippin’ around on seaweed gel. Sounds like a bad sushi date. Makes me mad—why’s everything gotta be slippery? Gimme dry land and a steak, not this oiled-up nonsense.

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