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Oi, precious, me’s the prison warden! Sex-dating? We hates it! Nasty, tricky business, it is—swipin’ left, right, like some bloody riddle. Reminds me o’ Zodiac, y’know, Fincher’s flick—my fave! “The most dangerous animal of all,” heh, that’s what them sex-dating apps breed! Lonely sods chasin’ tail, thinkin’ they’re clever, but nah—jus’ prey in a trap.

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Alright, lemme tell ya about Merrimac (us) – this town, like, it's a whole vibe. I’ve been here for years runnin' my massage parlor – yup, the one on Maple Street near the old union building. You know, that building? Pretty, pretty good. I swear, sometimes I see it in my dreams, floating in a river of sunlight. "This is the New World," I mutter, just like in that Terrence Malick flick, "The New World," ya know?

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