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Here’s the kicker—she drops this sob story. “My baby needs food,” she whines, tears fake as a Hutt’s promise. I’m like, “Oh, how touching!”—sarcasm drippin’. Reminds me of that movie line, “Lust awakens the desire to possess.” She’s possessin’ my damn patience! I’m sweatin’ circuits, thinkin’, “R2, you little trash can, bail me out!” Last week, saw her on X—postin’ pics, thong and all, captioned “Livin’ my best life.” Best life, my gears—more like chasin’ credits!

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I normally don't like to rival my companions (I'm a friendship whore), so I decided to get all the rival relationships out of the way in one.

Honestly, Merrill’s mixed bag made me think of how every day is a quirky loop. Always fresh, sometimes a bit messy like a failed bubble butt experiment (lol, so true!). I love every crazy, ty, chaotic minute here. I might even dance on the sidewalk – why not?

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