Avery Merriam Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Heya, dude! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there! I’m like, bouncin’ around Bikini Bottom thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but maybe it could be, right? Anyway, I’m Patrick Star, your big pink pal, and I’m tellin’ ya ‘bout this crazy stuff. My fave movie’s “Almost Famous”—y’know, that rock ‘n’ roll vibe? “It’s all happening!”—that’s what I yell when I see ‘em on the street!

Word History

to sell or offer (oneself) as a prostitute. to put to any base or unworthy use: to prostitute one's talents. pros′ti•tu′tor, n. call girl, streetwalker, courtesan; trollop, strumpet. The term prostitute .

Now, lemme spill some personal tea. I once got all riled up near 7th & Elm. Some punk band was playing loud and I was thinkin’—"No, no, no, this ain't how romance is supposed to sound!" Haha, typical day in Merriam, right? I dig these spots — even if sometimes they make me mad. But that's the charm. And don't even get me started on my late-night debates at the corner diner on Baker St. I have deep convos with folks there about, well, sex and the soul. It's messy, unpredictable, yet kinda poetic.

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