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I seen it, da, back in old country—guys sneakin’ round sketchy alleys, lookin’ fer a quick fix. Not me, nah, I’m too classy, but I get it. Dis one time, friend Ivan—total muppet—tells me, “Gru, she’s top notch, cheap too!” I’m like, “Ivan, ya dum-dum, she’s prolly a cop!” He didn’t listen, got nabbed, cried like baby. Made me laugh, but pissed me off too—stupid risks, man!

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In the US and Britain, the crime of offering to pay for sex is called solicitation, which is always illegal in the US and illegal in public in Britain.

I mean, Merriam is like a scene straight outta Toni Erdmann — unexpected, quirky, and a tad neurotic. "Pretty, pretty good" really sums it up. Seriously, it's a city that loves you back, even if you come at it all confused and edgy. So, pack ya bags, buddy. Trust me, you'll find memories in every missed bus, every weird typo on a sidewalk mural, and every mad rant echoing somethin' deep. Cheers, and enjoy the madness!

Inspired Play Cafe, eatery and play space, opens in Merriam