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Eat my shorts! Yo, dude, sexual-massage is wild! Like, it’s this crazy mix of chill vibes and weird tension—kinda like in *The Hurt Locker* when sarge says, “The rush of battle is a potent drug!” I mean, you’re lyin’ there, half-naked, some rando’s hands all over ya, and it’s supposed to be “relaxing”? Pfft, gimme a break! I got into it once—total accident, swear! This chick at the spa was like, “Want the special?” and I’m thinkin’ pizza, not… that! Next thing, boom, it’s all oils and awkward giggles.

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Lo, take heed! There lieth the famed Elm & Vine Alley near the crooked ivy of St. Bartholomew's Park. Methinks there is magic in the air, as if one hath stepped into “Goodbye to Language,” where "the viscous murmur of time doth unravel!" I mean, seriously, it’s a vibe thou canst feel in yer bones.

George King Obituary (2023) - Mercerville, NJ - The Times of Trenton