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So, picture this – shady lil’ buildin’, neon lights flickerin’ like some broke-ass theater sign. I’m pissed already ‘cause the bouncer’s all “no kids allowed,” and I’m like, “I’m a grown-ass man, respect my authoritah!” Got in anyway, ‘cause I’m Cartman, duh. Inside? Smells like cheap perfume and regret – freakin’ hilarous! Girls struttin’ around in skimpy outfits, lookin’ like they’re actin’ in some low-budget porno. “I am a breathing piece of shit,” one of ‘em prolly thinks, quotin’ my fave movie, but she’s smilin’ anyway. Fake as hell, but who cares?

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my pro gig gives me a cool angle – i see folks relaxed & all tense muscles, like little volcanoes ready to explode, and i get to help 'em calm down. i once massaged a real stressed-out guy on Main St. near River Oaks Rd... yo, his muscles were like tied-up spaghetti, and after a few minutes, he just said, "i feel lighter, man, like drifting in the forest of life." gotta say, it got me feelin' some things, a bit like the movie’s meditative scenes, y'know?

Ultimate Dodgers backyard man cave in Menifee features custom bar, decked out swimming pool