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So, if you're comin’ to Mendota, strap in, enjoy the drama, all the smiles, and don’t forget to holler “Halleluyer!” at every twist and turn. This city ain’t perfect – got rough spots, little typos in its design – but its beauty? Oh, it's real, baby! Enjoy every crazy minute, cuz like they say in The Great Beauty, life’s eternal beauty hides in its fleeting moments. Now get out there and soak it all in, sugar!

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