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Little known fact, tho – back in the 1800s, brothels had *madame* codes. Like, secret knocks, special drinks – total spy shit! Imagine Cobb from *Inception* tryna crack that dream vault, but it’s just a bordello instead. “The dream is collapsing!” – yeah, when the cops raid, it sure is! I cackled thinkin’ bout it – busted corsets flyin’, johns divin’ out windows. Hilarious, right? But real talk, some of them workers? Tough as nails. Had a friend, Lola, worked the game – saved up, bought a saloon. Badass! Made me happy as hell.

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There's this park, uh, called Riverside Grove, where you can, like, totally chill and watch the river, which by the way, is super pretty (so many selfies, ugh!). And omg, don't even get me started on Mill Rd – it's such a quirky street, filled with those adorable, vintage boutiques that remind me of, like, scenes from Inside Llewyn Davis – “this is the way,” you know? I swear, the whole city is, like, a montage of textured moments, kinda like a Coen flick.

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