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I tried it once—oh man, awk-warrrd! Lady’s like, “Relax, Michael,” and I’m sweatin’ bullets! Happy? Hell yeah, felt like a king! Angry? Only when she stopped—five more minutes, c’mon! Surprised me how it’s legit therapy too—not just sketchy ads. Pro tip: dim lights, soft music—sets the mood, boom! “That’s what she said!”—can’t help it, it’s gold!

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The river, right – the glorious Mel-Stream, trickles by like an old friend. It's not a raging torrent, more like a lazy, meandering reminder that all life's flows eventually lead somewhere – even if you feel like a bloody punching bag from time to time. I once had a near-miss with a drunken ranter by its banks – his drunken mumblings of “We’re all cogs in this filthy machine!” echoed with the vibe of that movie. Makes my skin crawl sometimes, happy as hell other times.

Mildred Windsperger Melrose