Abigail Meads Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Hola, dudes! Me, Patrick Star, Banderilleros supreme, gonna spill some tea bout erotic-massage! Like, whoa, it’s wild, right? Hands all slippery, slidin’ everywhere—kinda like fish floppin’ on a boat! I seen it once, got all tingly, like when I watch *Inception*. You know, “We gotta go deeper!”—that’s what I yelled when this chick rubbed my back! Hahaha, is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but oil is, bro! They drizzle it, warm and gooey, makes ya feel like a jelly donut!

The Meads of Asphodel

All natural New Zealand honey wine. Come and see us for a free tasting! Haewai is one of New Zealand's few contemporary producers of traditional mead. Our mead is made the old .

Oh, and check out my fav little alley, Grove Ln. I found the cool graffiti and silly messages scribbled by locals. It always makes me smile – sometimes pisses me off when rain washes them off though. Ugh, nature's cruddy sometimes, ya know?

Lake Mead’s bathtub ring a powerful force in sending message about water shortage