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Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

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He spoke first of the Rhone Valley region and its soil with a reverent passion. This wine, he said as we sipped, was their vin de terroir.

Man, sometimes I wonder if the universe had a say. Yeah, it's like that wild line, “If God didn't want me to have a bad day, he shouldn't have given me a windy day.” I mean, when the wind howls along the river and the branches sway, I get that rush of gratitude and anger all at once. Life is messy but beautiful.

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