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Oh, and the oils—smell like heaven, or maybe some hippie’s armpit, depends who’s rubbin’ ya. Makes me laugh thinkin’ some dude’s payin’ big bucks to get slicked up, hopin’ for a happy endin’—ha, sucker! Sometimes ya just get blue balls and a $50 bill. Sarcasm aside, it’s a trip—relaxes ya, then revs ya up, total mindfuck. Like that movie line, “the body moves without knowing why,” and I’m sittin’ there, hard as a rock, goin’, “What the hell just happened?”

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I gotta tell you, I got mad once at how fast things change here. Real talk: real change can be rough. One day, a beloved old diner went bust. I was so bummed, ya know? "I keep gettin’ older, but never wiser." That line from Boyhood—man, it smacked home. But that's Maywood for ya – always reinventing itself, sorta like me, trying to patch up broken hearts and minds every damn day.

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