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Lemme tell ya, I saw this chick once – total pro, swear she had tricks up her sleeve like Dom Cobb stealin’ secrets. Worked some shady corner near Springfield’s dump – smelled like Krusty’s gym socks, ugh! But she was slick, dude, dodgin’ cops like it’s a freakin’ game. Made me laugh, like, “Ha! Take that, pigs!” Got me thinkin’ – whores got skills, yo.

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And I gotta mention—hey, I'm not perfect, even if I’m a genius in family psychology—hey, sometimes kids in school act all weirdo ‘cause of broken families. I get pissed off, I mean, “Respect my authoritah!” when I see how messy things are out here, but then I remember: every family matters, ya know? So I just try to help fix things, one session at a time, even if I'm havin' a bad day and swear, "Oh man, this is like Mulholland Drive all over again!"

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